the-kevin-aesthetic:

sam-winchester-ships-destiel:

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

Yes.

Hell yes.

Hell.

Fucking.

Yes.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

wtf america why do you sell raw cookie dough

So you can bake cookies?????

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somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

I love tumblr.

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shoutout to all the kids having panic attacks in bathrooms because of oral presentations. shoutout to all the kids who struggle to eat in public. shoutout to all the kids who can’t get out of bed in the morning to go to school. shoutout to every single person who is struggling with a mental disorder and doing their best to live a normal life. you’re going to get through this.

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some things about girls that people need to learn

cascamedownwithcroatoan:

• our bra straps fall a lot. fucking get over it and stop telling us to pull it up unless we ask you to tell us
• we bleed a fuck ton every month and it sucks and we’re going to complain about it so don’t you dare fucking making a period joke
  
• just because we don’t send you nudes doesn’t mean you have to the fucking right to call us a bitch and give us threats
• some of us don’t like to wear makeup. some of us do. respect the ones that don’t want to.
• just because we don’t go out with you doesn’t give you the right to fucking kill us
• some of us have stretchmarks. doesn’t mean we’re any less fucking important
• “no” mean fucking “no”
• a lot of us have scars. get the fuck over it.
  
• none of us are perfect. learn that.
• some of us don’t like sex. it doesn’t mean you have the right to call us a prude.
• some of us love sex. it doesn’t mean you have the right to call us sluts.
• just because our boobs are jiggling doesn’t mean you can stare at them
• just because we have boobs doesn’t mean you can stare at them
• don’t blame us when your stupid son stares up our skirt
• don’t blame what we are wearing to what fucking happens to us
• saying “well someone is on their period” when we are mad is going to make us hate you
• some of us have dicks. get the fuck over it. they’re as much a girl as girls with a vagina are.
  

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